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Episode 67 It's Fried Nothing Bitches!!!

We have done what very few podcasters have the minerals to pull off. We had six people on one show! Yeah take that Mark Maron. Seriously if Mark listens to our show somebody let me know.

So the "boys" from Fried Nothing showed up again and this time they brought a camera. Whenever the video is put together we'll be sure to post it on our Youtube page. Let's take a look at what Jordan, CT, and Tom made funnies about;

Man has a heart attack at the Las Vegas restaurant the Heart Attack Grill. He probably shouldn't have bet it all on fat.

Two Florida women flash boobs for beer money and get violent when rejected. Juggs for chugs as it were.

California man arrested for "using cats as a food source". That is nasty. But they do make a good heat source if you burn them long enough.


We just want to say if you have never heard of Fried Nothing then you are lame. That's right, I called you lame. We only had enough technology to have Jordan Wieleba, Tom Van Meel, and CT Polson on this episode. Hoping next time to get the very funny Aubrie Allen and Chad Jacobs. Check out their Youtube channel. Follow them on Twitter or even Facebook. And for God sakes buy some merch you lame-o.






Keep sending in your email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com. We might even use some on our Twitter or Facebook pages. You people are kind of nuts.

Also wanted to say that if you like us, and who doesn't, then feel free to show your love by buying some of our stuff. We rely on this revenue to keep up our show. Now I don't want to be all dramatic about this, but if you don't we will die. Not really but it sounds grim right? So check out Zazzle and buy something already.


Episode 69 is fast approaching and our good friends Van Full of Candy will be our guests again. Get you emails in now for this show. Or come on down to Kinga's and listen live. Either way it will not live up to what you've built it up to in your mind.



Maybe the dingo ate your baby,

TCB


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Episode 66 Ben Adams, Not A President.



I forgot to mention this show during our podcast and I feel like a dick for doing it. My good friend Terri has put a lot into getting this show put together and you would be dumb not to go. This is a great line up. An even better cause. So, with all that said, we'll see you there.



Another oddball show at Kinga's. Always fun after a week off to get in to the swing. Ben Adams makes his return which meant Mac was gone. He hates you Ben! So our buddy Rick DeSimone stepped in and did an excellent job. We should have him on as a real guest sometime.

Outside of Ben Adams singing and talking about himself, here is what we talked about;

NBC yanks Fear Factor episode over segment involving glasses of donkey semen. Yet "Whitney" is still on the air?

74 year old Taiwanese man dies choking on his dentures after sex with a 62 year old prostitute. I sense a whole new porn genre.

Florida woman says her large breasts would not allow her to complete road side sobriety test. Her lack of sobriety probably helped too.


So Ben Adams and Rick DeSimone both have shows coming up. You should go see them all. These guys are damn funny. Here is Ben's Facebook page to catch his updates. Oh and Rick has a Facebook too




So it's late and I am tired. You know the drill. Find us. Email us. Like us. Follow us. Do us. Buy our crap. Send us naked pics. Yadda yadda yadda.


Right back atcha,

TCB


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Episode 65 Skillman and Baird. Sounds Like A Cop Show.

Well our little podcast made a journey this week as we packed up the diaper box of technology and made our way to Garden City Colorado. If you've never heard of Garden City, don't sweat it, you're not missing much. Literally, the town is 4 square blocks. The retarded cousin Greeley never talks about.

Wanted to say a big thank you to Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman for not only being on our show but doing some stand up afterwards as well. Not sure how this experiment in podcast/stand up show is going to play out but no one was shot this weekend so that's a plus right?

Also want to thank the White Horse Inn for having us and taking care of our comedians. What can you say about a bar with no windows and a trough full of ice in the men's room to pee in? What a "unique" experience.

Thanks to Josh Randall for getting arrested and showing up 30 minutes after the show ended. Like the hillbilly icing on a redneck cake.

Almost done thanking people. What else were you going to be doing right now? That's right.

Ambiguous thanks to Kristin and Theresa for being good sports and not killing everyone in the bar with their "Cues Of Fury".




And finally want to say thanks to the guy at the bar with 3, that's right I said 3, teeth left in his head who told me a great story. Something about a mechanic screwing up one of his pistons on his motorcycle. I say told me a story but it was more like yelled at me. Like I messed up his bike. Awww Garden City, you may be missed.


That's about all I wanted to say. No show next week as we observe the time honored tradition of watching the Super Bowl without the Broncos. Cue the hate mail.


Does this look infected,


TCB


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Episode 64 Chris Carlton Taint No Gangster

Before I post all my usual crap about how awesome our show is I need to take up valuable real estate here at the front to bring up an issue. We have used Incompetch.com for years. Kevin Macleod puts up his music on a Creative Commons License and we love him for this. However some unscrupulous asshole has take it upon himself to sell Kevin's free music on Amazon. Please follow this link:
 
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0041S74CE/ref=cm_cr_mts_prod_img

Go there and leave a 1 star rating and a comment about how much this guy sucks. Might want to keep it clean, Amazon unlike us has standards. Love each and every one of you who do this.

Now... on with the show!


I must admit I was a little nervous when Chris Carlton entered Kinga's Lounge to do our podcast. Then after a few minutes of the show and understanding him and where he's coming from I realized that my fears we validated. These are our stories we talked about, while keeping one eye on Chris;

Illinois appeals court allows woman to sue a dead teens estate. He ran across the tracks and when struck, a piece of him struck her. Obviously knocking her stupid.

P.E.T.A. is trying to obtain OJ Simpson's south Florida home, so as to turn it into a "Meat Is Murder" museum. You know what else is murder? Murder.

Internet travel site Priceline has killed off the "Negotiator" character played by William Shatner. We're sorry Mr. Shattner, but like Mrs. Butterworth, Mr. Whipple, or the Noid, all good things must come to an end.


If came down to the show you undoubtedly took one look at Chris Carlton and wondered if you locked your car. Then if you stuck around and listened to his set you most assuredly thought to yourself, can I get to my car before he violates me. But if you took even more time to actually meet him and talk to him you would have learned he is the nicest guy. A walking study of judging books by covers.




If you want to keep up to date on Chris and see where he will be performing check out his Facebook page. Also check out Colorado's Most Wanted Comedy Showcase Women Behaving Badly Edition. You know, if you like girls and comedy together.


Speaking of shows come on out to the White Horse Inn in Garden City Colorado Jan. 29th at 7pm to see us. We'll be doing our podcast in front of people who have no idea what the internet is. Plus we'll be having Doug Baird and Josh Skillman on the show. Then right after our recording those two will try to impress you with laughter. God help us all.

Check out are Facebook page. Leave a note saying hi. Also follow us on Twitter for small doses of funny.

Got a hankering for some shopping? Click on the Zazzle link and snatch up some merch. DO IT!

 
You are the only one we think of,

TCB


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Episode 63 Red Rocket Productions "Cock Full Of Anal"

So Red Rocket Productions stopped by and the anal jokes flowed. These boys are seriously funny. We missed Mac on this one. I guess your mom only turns 80 once. We also find ourselves minus Mr. Bernier who was mourning the Broncos loss against the Patriots. We should have Tebowed for him. Oh well. Here's what we talked about.

Papa John's offers apology after racial slur was printed on receipt. In all fairness, the receipt had it coming.

Church in Flint Michigan has tattoo shop and cage fighting. So now when asked "What Would Jesus Do" you have the answer.

Minnesota dad picks up more than just his kids from daycare. He got DWI cooties too.


Well what can I saw about Red Rocket Production that you don't already know or haven't heard on this show? The answer would be nothing. They are a group of guys that love to make-a da funny. God love 'em. They are just crazy enough. To prove it, here is the photo they sent me of our night together.




So check out Red Rocket Production's website here. Follow their silliness on Twitter. Or their Facebook page. Holy crap they even have a Youtube page. The are literally everywhere.


Hey we're everywhere too! Check out our Twitter and follow us. Or like us on Facebook. Also where ever you find us make sure to leave your mark. A rating or a comment goes a long way.

Want to bend our ear? Want the world to here what nonsense you have to say? Then drop us a line. beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

If you want to support The Comedy Buffet but don't know how, well let me tell you. Go to our Zazzle link on our home page and have a ball buying stuff. It helps us and you get stuff!

 Don't forget we are at Kinga's Lounge every Sunday night recording our show. Great open mic after words. You should check it out.

And if you are in the Northern Colorado area do not forget to come out to the White Horse Inn on January 29th for our first NoCo Show. We have Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the podcast that evening.


Hey next week we have Chris Carlton on the show. Plan accordingly.


Now I wanna be your dog,

TCB


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Episode 62 Roger Norquist Kills, Oh And So Does MANOWAR.

What do you get if you layer equal parts education, drugs, and fold in a quarter cup nerd/geek/paranormal? I don't know but Roger Norquist would eat it. Then ask for seconds.

This was a wild show. Coming off a two week break and a Broncos win over the Steelers 20 minutes before we started recording. That coupled with a full moon and a technical snafu in the first 5 minutes of the recording made for a super duper terrific happy joy joy show. Enjoy the two, yes two stories this week;

Casey Anthony had a video diary leaked on to the internet. The authorities can't seem to find out how this happened. Yet we can get a Star Wars shirt yanked off the internet in less than 24 hours.
You can find the full video here.

Motley Crue to play a stint in Vegas at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino. I wonder if the boys would bitch about us using their "intellectual property" on a t-shirt?

Just in case I wasn't being subtle enough I've just learned of a dispute we are having about a t-shirt design and I am a touch bitter. I'll be better tomorrow.


I'll tell you who's not bitter. Roger Norquist. He's the opposite of bitter. That would be mellow right? I failed science so I might be reaching on this one. I have a feeling that if we could truly understand Roger's comedic genius we would all go mad.




Feel free to follow Mr. Norquist ans his brain drippings on his Twitter page. Also check out the insanity that is Mouth House. You will be happy you did. Also check out his podcast Werewolf Radar.

Go like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter.

Go to Zazzle and buy some of our non Star Wars related mech. You know stuff that will not make George Lucas or his enormous ego any more money.

Send us your praises and accolades beheard@thecomedybuffet.com

Want to see a live show? Come on down to Kinga's Lounge on Colfax & Marion every Sunday at 6pm. Buy us drinks and you may damn near get a guest spot on the show!

If you're in the northern Colorado area stop by the White Horse Inn on January 29th at 7pm and see us there. We'll be having comedians Doug Baird and Joshua Skillman on the show that night.
2750 8th Avenue in Garden City. Call for more info. 970.356.5386.

Next week we have the guys from Red Rocket Productions in studio. Come on down and watch them make some funnies.


Suck it Lucas,

TCB


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Episode 61 Craig Abramson Teller Of Jokes, Bringer Of Apples!

So Craig Abramson was in need of some sound equipment. We were in need of a comic for this episode. I said sure. He said ok. Mac said twelve pack of Bud Light. Matthew said who is this guy?
Once we got through that a podcast happened and our computer was there to record the whole thing! Here's the stories yo;

A Tulsa Oklahoma woman arrested for making meth inside local Walmart. And she didn't even work there.

Austria opens University dedicated to nothing but sex. Class reunions are going to be awkward.

Frosty The Snowman gets arrested during Maryland parade. Now that's a war on Christmas!

Also if you care to read more about the Austrian International School of Sex and see what we were talking about, then here you go.


Well Craig Abramson is our first guest to bring us gifts. and who wouldn't love a bag of organic apples? I mean besides folks who hate apples or the toothless. What a great guy. Find out what he's up to on his Facebook page. While there yell at him to get a
Twitter page too. So old fashioned this one.




I wanted to take a quick second of your time to promote this show. Two things you must know, this was put together by my good friend Terri Barton Gregg, the hardest working Lebisian Jewess on the planet. Also this is for a great cause, a portion of the proceeds will be donated to the J.C.C. Ranch Camp in the memory of Leslie Fishbein.
Give yourself a Christmas present you will remember.







We need to be liked dammit! You can do this on our Facebook page. We tweet too.

Send us an email or rant we'll read both beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.

Hit that Zazzle link and buy a DP shirt.


Next show will be minus Michael as he has been checked into a clinic in Trinidad. Not sure what that's all about. But the guests will be Terri Barton Gregg and Stacy Roquemore. Should be a barn burner.


Remember he knows if you've been bad or good,

TCB



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Episode 60 Kyle Bufkin, Don't Call It A Comeback

What do you get when Kyle Bufkin and Jill Tasei are on the same show? A story about boobs saving someone's life. You read that right. Life saving breasts. Here's what we talk about, besides heroic hooters;

Ohio woman sues ex-boyfriend/tattoo artist for inking image of poop on her back rather than the scene from Narnia like she requested. Suddenly my tattoo of 2 Smurfettes and 1 cup doesn't seem so bad.

New York man claims ex-girlfriend stole his sperm to make babies. She also stole some mayo to make a sandwich.

The Muppet's "Mahna Mahna" originated from Italian soft-core porn. Oddly so did Statler and Waldorf.


So Kyle Bufkin decided to do our show only to announce his hiatus from comedy. God speed Kyle. Keep tabs on this young lad on his Facebook page or see if he ever Tweets again.




So hit us up on our Twitter and or Facebook page.

Buy our coveted TCB swag at Zazzle.

Let us know what insane ramblings are going on in that pretty little head of yours at beheard@thecomedybuffet.com.


Remember to rate us or comment where ever you found us.

Next week Craig Abramson.


XOXO,

TCB


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Episode 59 Vince Curran's Episode Number, Not His Age. We Think.

First let me say this episode is funny. Next let me say Vince Curran is very funny. Finally let me say... we had a weird sound issue in which Vince is hard to hear. In our effort to accommodate the audience at Kinga's we lost control of the recording. Two years and still learning this podcast thang.

Oh well, the show must go on right? Here's what we jabbered about;

UK air carrier Ryanair may soon offer in flight porn movies. Finally! Air travel with a happy ending.

NY man arrested after hitting police cruiser while drunk, and wearing a shirt which read "I'm a drunk". Judge in this case has a robe that reads "You're Screwed".

Florida home owner spray-paints messages on house, lawn, and driveway. Some people will do anything to get on Google Street View.

So we were very honored to have one of Denver's founding comedians on our show. Vince curran is very quick and superbly clever. Also entirely too old to be making Soul Plane references. Stalk him on Facebook or Twitter.
Check out his blog too if you have a chance, and are down with the Green thing. Eco green, not the Cheetos and Oreo kind of green.



Remember to leave ratings or comments on where ever it is that you hear our show. We need to know we're liked.

Also hit the ol' LIKE button on our Facebook page. And don't forget to follow us on Twitter. 140 characters of pure gold baby!

If you feel like supporting us financially and happen to need cool shirts boy have we got the thing for you. Check out our Zazzle store and spend your lunch money.

Got something funny to say? Say it here, beheard@thecomedybuffet.com and the world might hear it too.

Next episode we have Kyle Bufkin. For the whole show this time. For reals!

Love all you hep cats and kittens,


TCB


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Episode 58 Bradley Haltom, We Barely Knew Him. Now We Do!

So what do you get when your comedy podcast has the very funny Bradley Haltom and a Matthew Bernier replaced with a Derrick Rush? A great damn show that's what you get! Some of the stories were a bit "touchy" but we "fondled" our way though it. You'll hear;

Catholic Church's pedophilia investigator jailed for pedophilia. Vatican adopting new slogan "What happens in the rectory, stays in the rectory.

Newest member to the realm of collectibles... PORN. Cashing in my 401k for signed laserdisc version of "The Devil In Miss Jones".

South Carolina funeral home will pose your loved one. Kind of like the Olan Mills of funerals.


So this week got a chance to sit down with Bradley Haltom and not only have him make us laugh but work through some of his family issues. The Comedy Buffet... bringing families together. Follow him on the ol' Twitter or his Facebook page is lovely too.





Hey, we have a Twitter and Facebook too. Come share the love.

Be sure to get some TCB swag over at our Zazzle page. Christmas is just around the corner.

Love to hear from you guys as well. Let us know what you think by sending an email to beheard@thecomedybuffet.com or leave a comment here or what ever site you found us on.


Next week we have Vince Curran. So come on down to Kinga's Lounge 1509 Marion St in Denver around 6pm and watch us pretend like we know what we're doing.


Oddles of toodles,

TCB




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